Today is : Thursday,17th May 2012

An Entrepreneur Abroad

One way to fill a niche and ingratiate yourself to your new host government (or should I say new parasite government) is to start a business there.

 

One way to fill a niche and ingratiate yourself to your new host government (or should I say new parasite government) is to start a business there.

Then you can start paying taxes (and bribes) to them, which they will enjoy immensely.

The process is of starting a business abroad is fairly straightforward, if not just a bit annoying: Simply gather up all of your money and documents and bring them to a lawyer and leave them there.

Oh, and bring the lubricant because you are going to be sodomized hard by every petty bureaucrat and politician you come into contact with. (Starting with your own lawyer, who will seemingly charge you by the hand movement.)

You will have to pay exorbitant sums for tiny stamps and inconsequential pieces of paper.

If you are planning to start a business that deals with the general public such as a nightclub or restaurant, you may have to pay tribute to various gangs and mafias which in many cases include the police.

Otherwise, starting a business abroad is just as simple, convenient, and easy as starting a business at home, except that it occurs with foreign laws and in a foreign language.

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